Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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