a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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