When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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