I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
