I wish I could teleport
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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