I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
dude. I can hear the air.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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