god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He had one of those small greek statue penises
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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