YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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