I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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