OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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