he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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