i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
