I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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