Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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