I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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