Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
This house was built for laser tag.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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