I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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