on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
tonight lets celebrate not being married
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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