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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.

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  He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.

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  I think you know the answer.

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  How can I marinade myself in Vodka?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Apparently senior citizens don't like that position

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.

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  When were you at my house?

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.

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  Does he smell like BBQ?

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  Inside and out.

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