i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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