I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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