You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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