All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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