were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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