Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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