only if we run a train.
done.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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