are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Couch. On fire.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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