I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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