He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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