U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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