Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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