i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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