It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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