Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
