Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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