To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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