Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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