Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Be still, my beating vagina.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
