Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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