Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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