Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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