when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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