I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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