What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Randomize
