So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
handjob tips. give me some.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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