he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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