BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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