I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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