Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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