I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
