Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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