The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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