he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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