Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
